Irma,
The Guardian
Irma joined Fruchtman six years ago. She became part of the team while hanging out at a gallery in Toledo. The Fruchtmans met her and were impressed immediately by her ability to be candid yet taciturn. As part of the witness protection program, Irma jumped at the opportunity to flee — relocate — to the Midwest. The Fruchtmans are delighted to have an employee who is always there when they arrive and still there when they leave.
Originally from Hoboken, N.J., Irma greets clients as they enter Fruchtman Marketing. Her cleaning abilities, however, do not come highly recommended.
“Irma” is a hand-made artwork created by a Canadian artist. The Fruchtmans think she adds to the spirit of fun in the office. Most of the team just finds her creepy.
Irma thinks like a pigeon. Acts like a bouncer. Grows like a dust bunny.
